i wish wednesday

I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT IT, so sorry its a couple days late!

okay, so my wish this week is jordana brewster. i recently watched D.E.B.s which is about girls in mini skirts supposedly fighting crime. there are these spies who run around thinking theyre invisible because they are always in broad daylight in plain view of any enemy. talk about missing basic training. whatever, i only really paid attention and watched this movie because of this woman, she is so attractive! sure she didnt wear the plaid skirts but she was wearing tight jumpsuits, and she did make out with another attractive lady. what more could you ask for of a movie?

i am a sucker for a woman who takes charge and she sure as hell did. demanding to go on a date at gun point, crossing forcefields, robbing banks, kidnapping, being on top. i wanted to go with her to barcelona instead of the other chick who was too afraid to follow her gut on anything. she was so good at lying she completely lied to herself. jordana could do better than a woman who up and ditched her for some snooty-supposed-to-be-spies. but i can see why the blonde fell for the life of crime. if brewster were the leader of all crime, hell, i'd go to the dark side too. i'd pretend to be kidnapped if she were the kidnapper. have you read the last name? anyone with the last name brewster has to be fantastic. too bad she's actually straight and married to a guy named andrew form. if i could get her to cheat on her hubby and have a lesbian affair, id probably take the chance of cheating on someone to be with this woman. i would shit a brick if i got to be with a woman like her.

uggh, just hot.

nice suit, nice cleavage. nice everything. can you keep me hostage?

sometimes women are just as sexy with clothes on rather than fewer. with her it works either way.

sorry i was so late, does my wish make up for being a teensy bit late?

biker babes

bike ads are nice to place attractive women.

i ride my bike all the time. its nice to see others biking as well. its even better when the other people biking are attractive women. plus i bet it gets many guys to bike, if you were to see this woman biking by you as you walked wouldnt you wish you could bike next to her instead of watching her pass by? sure she may get a little sweaty but then that means she needs to take a shower, and if you were with het, that may mean you could help her get those harder to reach spots. whew letting my mind run a little bit rampant, should i tone it down? nah. if you dont like it, dont read it.

so shes a little dirty, but she has nice legs,who cares about some mud?

i think its become pretty obvious that almost every famous woman athlete is extremely attractive, she is no different. even if she has some dirt in her teeth, they are otherwise practically perfect. practically perfect teeth, perfect legs, nice abs, whats not to like?

black and white, old school. just as hot

so i think you get a glimpse of why i like to ride my bike. i think its kind of obvious and if you dont get it, im not spelling it out for you. though by now i have hand tan lines because of the biking gloves i wear, how dumb can i be?

never crossed my mind

yesterday i was on facebook, because who isnt? and i thought-on a whim-i should look up my best friend from first grade. we did everything together until he moved away. it occured to me that if i have a fb he would to. so i looked him up on the search tool thingy, and behold! i found him! the wierd thing is he looks kinda like justin bieber, only my friend is a ladies man. even back then, he was getting the girls-me! i remember we were on the schools playground, by the slide, he kissed me on the cheek and ran away. and i was like six, so i chased after him, nothing more happened i think we just ignored it. but we had the best of times, and hes a great guy. if i wasnt gay, id love to have been with a guy like him. i guess i'll just make sure whoever he finds is good enough haha

tis only a book babe

for some reason, the book "far from xanadu" keeps resonating with me. i dont know what it is about the book, about the main charachter, i cant just let it go. reading the book makes me feel like a live wire. it makes me feel jittery, restless, anxious, heated, hyper, and just plain wierd, i dont know whats gotten into me. theres something special about this book for me, i can just relate to Mike, how she feels, what she goes through. when she feels heartache it makes me hurt, when she feels joy it makes me beam, when she gets pissed it makes me steam. i dont know what to do with this immense feeling i have for this imaginary charachter is almost unbelieveable. i wanted to make her feel better, i wanted to hate xanadu for doing this to her, but i couldnt bring myself to. i almost fell in love with xanadu myself as hard as mike did, and that made it hard for me to hate her as much as i knew i should. i loved connecting with mike, but when i closed the cover, i wished she were real. though she stays in the vacancy in my head.

damn bounty hunters, they're like gnats

the other day my friend and i were bored, so we just started looking up attractive looking people to quell our boredom. it was actually pretty fun. looking at hot women is always a great way to pass the time. i actually had a dream with the charmed girls it it. back when prue was alive, yeah she was pretty. basically we sat on a cruise ship and joked around. phoebe and prue were talking and piper was off doing something so i was just looking around. prue noticed i was just spacing out and turned her attention to me. she's stunning and made me go weak at the knees, i was a goner as soon as her green eyes bore into mine. she asked what i was thinking about, and ni said how i felt a bit left out because i was on my own on this cruise. she said i wasn't, that i had three sisters to talk to. and i laughed, and took her bracelet and she and i commenced to wrestling (i know, hot right?) over posession of her bracelet. then some other things that don't really matter happened and i woke up. but i sorta wanted it to last longer, and for it to be real. oh well, guess i'll make do with other beautiful women.

i wish wednesday

come on don't you wish she were too. for some reason i had in my head that she was a lesbian or atleast bisexual. what with her always playing the bad ass role and dying on us because the directors have no idea what to do with a girl in charge. theres just something about her that makes me wish she were gay. maybe its that smile-that "i know youre not just looking at my face, and i caught you at it, but im gonna let it go". or maybe its just her smoking hot body. either way, i cant help but with there was something to those M-Rod rumors of her switching sides for us.

look at that. how can you not want her to take advantage of the fact that she has a gun and you dont to have her way with you?

looks like she pretty handy when it comes to a lot of things

that smile is heart breaking

so yup, thats who i wish for this week. sadly i doubt wishing will make anything change in actuality. though if she were to knock down my door and demand me to do down and dirty things, for her i would.

everyone's getting in on it

okay, Zooey Deschanel or Katy Perry?
its simple for me, Zooey all the way
she sings better-without auto tone
she is much classier-doesn't use her body to get what she wants
she can act-Katy perry's never even tried
and shes just hot.
shes got a banging body and an innocent look about her. shes just got that smile that says "hey, i need a little help and im betting you can help me" and you cant help but help a damsel in distress.
plus, i liked her before i liked katy perry
what with all that i kissed a girl crap just to get attention, i didnt like her for a while. with Zooey i liked her from the get-go. you cant help but stick with the girl you crushed on first, they last longer than some passing fancy for a come and go singer.
dont get me wrong, perry is attractive and more power to you if you thinkn nyou have a chance, shes just not my cup of tea. i prefer indie.